Hello World!

First post, Here goes!
Please comment :)

// This is a comment, everything in comments are ignored
// in C. More specifically the C preprocessor removes
// them before the compiler has a chance to ignore it.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

// stdio declares various standard input/output functions
// we need to include it for the prototype of printf
// #include is like a textual substitution of the files
// content with that line.

// stdlib defines EXIT_SUCCESS which any working program
// should return when it halts execution, unless of course
// somthing miserable happened.

int main(void) {
 // main is the function which every standalone C program
  // defines, The OS will load up the program and call main
  // then the ball starts rolling and, then..!

 printf("Hello world!\n");

 // Well there many subtle dangers to be aware of with here..
  // Why on *earth* are you printf?
  // Lets see what printf actually does:
  //
  //>> `man printf`
  //>>
  //>> int
  //>> printf(const char * restrict format, ...);
  //
  // First of all printf takes a 'format' *that* doesn't sound
  // like what *we* give it.. What format is the format!
  //
  // Well there are several pages of very scrutinous detail about
  // about this apparently simple function infact there's even
  // 8 lines talking about its "BUGS"!!
  // If you put down printf("%s") no-one knows what will happen
  // You and I certainly don't (and can't), This is Unspecified
  // Behavior (Dangerous, A major cause of BUGS!).
  //
  // All we wanted was a bit of text output, and
  // there's a function that does just that:
  //
  //>> int
  //>> puts(const char *str);
  //
  // This would suit our task, and print a newline to boot!
  // (the reason for doing that is most terminals are
  //  line buffered so you wont see anything until you
  //  hit the next line, or flush stdout.)
  //
  // So one should have wrote puts("Hello world!") instead.
  // Let's see how we can avoid using Dangrous and
  // Unnecessary tools for simple tasks in future.

 return EXIT_SUCCESS;

 // 'return' is like jumping out of the function with,
  // in this case the value of EXIT_SUCCESS. That means that
  // nothing down here can ever be reached, we're in
  // No-Mans-Land.
}